Hey, I'll be a pretty boy for money.
769787687 fandoms and im lame as shit
"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"
oh my god
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor
The Fault in our (Lob)Stars
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
remember flappy bird haha reblog if ur a tru 2014 kid
don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!